Which is worse game

[purrfectlyruth]

Ok, pick either A or B, and then post another A and B choice.


Which is worse?

A. Having your toenails ripped out one by one without any stops.

B. Having your teeth pulled out at the dentist's without and numbing gel or injections.

[JOHNSTURF2]

A. Having your toenails ripped out one by one without any stops.


A. losing $1000 at a casino

B. Getting drunk and sleeping with Star Jones or Al Roker.

[Partsman]

B. Getting drunk and sleeping with Star Jones or Al Roker.


A. waking up with your dog in bed with you

B. waking up with your dog in bed with you and your crotch is wet

[purrfectlyruth]

B. waking up with your dog in bed with you and your crotch is wet


A. Having to masterbate for 1 year as only sexual contact.

B. Dating a really good looking virgin - for a year, who won't do anything but kiss until married.

[JOHNSTURF2]

A. Having to masterbate for 1 year as only sexual contact.


A. George Bush getting re-elected


B. John Kerry getting elected

[NineFive_OG]

A. George Bush getting re-elected

A. Getting burned alive?
B. Drowing?

cmon partsman, its your turn :wink:

[JOHNSTURF2]

A. Getting burned alive?


A. Getting punched in the nose

B. Getting punched in the stomach

[purrfectlyruth]

A. getting punched in nose.


A. A bike fall.

B. A down the stairs fall.

[Jimbo]

down the stairs fall.

ive mastered bike falls.



A. Getting pushed down stairs

B. Falling on your own down stairs

[purrfectlyruth]

A. Getting pushed down stairs.


A. Eating dirt

B. Eating mud.

[Partsman]

B. eating mud


A. getting hit by a car

B. getting hit in the nads with a hammer

[Jimbo]

getting hit in the nads with a hammer




A. getting cut by a knife


B. getting cut by the edge of cardboard

[BUSTA69873]

a:getting cut by a knife, trust me, getting stabbed hurts...lol...



a:getting run over by 300 stampeding bulls

b:spending a night alone naked with michael jackson

[Partsman]

b:spending a night alone naked with michael jackson


A. walking into a glass door

B. running in y our bare feet and stepping in dog poo

[purrfectlyruth]

A. walking into a glass door



A. A sunburn


B. Jock itch :mrgreen:

[JOHNSTURF2]

B. Jock itch



A. Being poor and healthy



B Being rich but sick all the time

[purrfectlyruth]

A. Being poor and healthy



A. Having diarhea

B. Being constipated

[crazysim]

A. A sunburn


A.) having to answer this question


b.) wanting to answer but cant for whatever reason

lol couldnt think of anything

[purrfectlyruth]

A. A sunburn


A.) having to answer this question


b.) wanting to answer but cant for whatever reason

lol couldnt think of anything


:thinking: lil late on that one!? I will repeat one I asked:


A. Having diarhea

B. Being constipated

[JOHNSTURF2]

B. Being constipated



A. Having to work on a rainy Saturday

B. Having to work on a beautiful Monday

[purrfectlyruth]

B. Having to work on a beautiful Monday


A. Lo fat

B.Lo carb

[BUSTA69873]

lo fat


a. hairballs

b. spaceballs

[JiCkaBoO]

A. Hairballs



A. Blue Balls
B. iTchy Balls

[BUSTA69873]

BLUE BALLS (they make valtrex for itchy ones)

a. turkey burger

b. tofu burger

[Jimbo]

tofu burger




A. popcorn kernel inside thing stuck between your tooth and your gum


B. meat stuck in between your teeth

[JiCkaBoO]

A. popcorn




A. being rich and unhappy
B. being poor and happy

[BUSTA69873]

MOST DEFINITELY being poor and happy

a. loving your dog

b. loving your dog

[JiCkaBoO]

B. LOVING your dog


A. tight pants on a hot and sticky day
B tight pants on a cold and blistery day

[BUSTA69873]

tight pants on a hot and sticky day...

a. listening to big gay al sing showtunes...

b. listening to al from married with children sing showtunes...

[crazysim]

a. listening to big gay al sing showtunes...

A.) having a fear of cotton balls

B.) having a fear of ballons
(these are real fears it was on maury once lol)

[BUSTA69873]

a. fear of cotton balls?

a. getting an npb by a seller on ebay after already paying them

b. getting bad feedback from a seller on ebay after already recieving a npb for already paying them

...yea...im pissed... :twisted:

[JiCkaBoO]

ill go wit B

A.finding a roach in your chinese food
B. seeing a roach scamper by in a restaurant while your eating, and then the disgusting manager gets up smushes it and kicks it away ( lol i had to rant a lil bit)

[Jimbo]

A. Finding a roach in your chinese food


A. Sitting at work all day with nothing to do
B. Swamped at work on a short day

[Partsman]

A. Sitting at work all day with nothing to do


A. driving to the store ,only to find you have forgotten your wallet

B. having your credit card / check refused(happens all the time to customers at work.)

[purrfectlyruth]

A. driving to the store ,only to find you have forgotten your wallet



A. Getting caught for indecent exposure.

B. Getting caught speeding, and getting $100 ticket/points.

[Nextel Boy]

B. Getting caught speeding, and getting $100 ticket/points.

A.Falling off you bike going 30 mph

B.Fear of flying.

[Jimbo]

B. Fear of flying... who wants to be a pussy


A. Blisters on your fingertips
B. Cut in your palm

[SupermanMx91]

B. cut on ur palms u can't hold anything

A.buying a an i730 tht doesn't charge

B. having an i60(lol)

[BUSTA69873]

a. buying an i730 that doesnt charge...i rep my i60s...lol...



a. drinking malaria infested water

b. eating ebola infested food

[SupermanMx91]

drinkin' malaria infestd water... u might die... ebola; eh

A. being hungry and the only thing 2 eat is rotten fish

B. Being stuck2 miles from home with a flat on ur bike with a dead phone

C. Seeing ur parents "doin it"(eeewwww...lol old saggy(#) (#) lol!)

[BUSTA69873]

A. being hungry and the only thing 2 eat is rotten fish


A. caps lock


b. a root canal without anesthesia

[Jimbo]

caps lock, pain is temporary


a. crank windows

b. power windwos that burn out every 2 months

[Partsman]

b. power windwos that burn out every 2 months


A: bitchy women

B: quiet women

[BUSTA69873]

Bitchy women, quiet women is just thinkin...lol...


a. heartburn

b. diarrhea

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

heartburn


a. xbox

b. ps2

[BUSTA69873]

PS2


a. imports

b. domestics

[demz730]

domestics

Golf

Books

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

books


rap



rock

[demz730]

rock

hot


cold

[BUSTA69873]

cold

death

life

[demz730]

death


mcdonalds

burger king

[BUSTA69873]

burger king


subway

quizno's

[demz730]

subway

Soda

Juice

[BUSTA69873]

soda



a. urine

b. feces

[Masterlu]

Feces

a. vhs
b. DVD

[BUSTA69873]

vhs


a. freddy

b. jason

[Masterlu]

Jason

a. AOL
b. MSN

[BUSTA69873]

aol



aliens

predator

[Masterlu]

predator



Bush

Kerry

[demz730]

kerry

school


work

[Masterlu]

Work

Hurricane

Earthquake

[BUSTA69873]

earthquake


baseball

hockey

[Masterlu]

Hockey


Dish Network

Direct Tv

[BUSTA69873]

dish network


the hives

the vines

[Masterlu]

the hives

[BEER]
Domestic

imports

[BUSTA69873]

domestic

a.canada

b.russia

[Masterlu]

Russia

Cuba

Columbia

[BUSTA69873]

cuba

a. sven hoek

b. ren hoek

[Masterlu]

ok new selection

a. Nathans

b. Hebrew Nationals

[BUSTA69873]

nathans


a. hurricane ivan

b. hurricane frances

[Masterlu]

Hurricane Ivan


a. Mazda

b. Mitsubishi

[BUSTA69873]

mazda (even though i own one:( )


a. dodge

b. chevrolet

[Masterlu]

Chevrolet

a. benz

b. Jag

p.s. don't feel too bad Busta I own a Mazda too :down:

[BUSTA69873]

benz (too much hype)

a. murcielago
b. gallardo

[Masterlu]

Busta you have stumped me :aw:


new game:

a: Having to work outside on a hot sunny day

b: having to work indoors with no AC

[BUSTA69873]

having to work inddors w/out ac

a. monster trucks

b. drag cars

[Masterlu]

Monster Trucks


A: Internet Explorer

B: Netscape

[BUSTA69873]

b. netscape

a. add

b. adhd

[Masterlu]

A. add


A. Celeron


B. AMD

[BUSTA69873]

a. celeron

a. green eggs
b. ham

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

ham


poop

pee

[BUSTA69873]

pee


a. mitsu evo mr
b. subaru wrx sti

[Masterlu]

b. subaru wrx sti


a. digital pics

b. polaroids


LOL

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

polaroids

time warner

direct tv

[Masterlu]

Time warner

a: Britney Spears


b: christina aguliara

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

Britney

Honey i shrunk the kids

Honey i blew up the kids

[Masterlu]

Honey I blew up the kids

A. Jetski


b. Waverunner

[BUSTA69873]

jetski

a. polish sausage

b. italian sausage

[Masterlu]

a. polish sausage

A. Health Insurance rates

B. Life Insurance rates

[BUSTA69873]

health insurance rates

a. death
b. the afterlife

[Masterlu]

Death

a. Wrestling

b. Martial Arts

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

martial arts


plagerism

quoting

[BUSTA69873]

plagiairism

a. vagina
b. poop chute

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

poop shoot


the lettter a

the letter b

[BUSTA69873]

the letter a...(duh)

a. vaginal
b. cesarian section

[Masterlu]

a. Vaginal



a. ugly girl wit a fine body

b. fine girl wit a horrible body

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

ugly girl...


baby fat
baby phat

[BUSTA69873]

baby phat (it's just not spelled right)

a. clitoris
b. vulva

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

vulva (cuz i dont kno wtf that is)


green
blue

[BUSTA69873]

definitely green


franz ferdinand
modest mouse

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

hate to say it but franz ferdinad

new skool

ol school

[BUSTA69873]

nu skool

a. crack
b. weed

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

crack


pussy willow
penis head

[BUSTA69873]

penis head

a. dot matrix printer
b. laser/inkjet printer

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

dot matrix

cd-r
cd-rw

[BUSTA69873]

cd-r


a. jean claude van-damme
b. dolph lundgren

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

dolph


goldfish

frog

[Masterlu]

gold fish


a. lizard

b. geico

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

geico


tony hawk underground

tony hawk underground 2 (with the i860 in it)

[BUSTA69873]

tony hawk underground 2

a. need for speed underground
b. street racing syndicate

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

street racing


big boy
fat man

[BUSTA69873]

big boy

a. malaria
b. ebola

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

ebola


farting

queefing

[BUSTA69873]

farting

a. quickbooks
b. microsoft money

(keep in mind i work for intuit)

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

microsoft

bill gates
mike bloomberg

[BUSTA69873]

mike bloomberg (gates has the money)

a. w-2's
b. 1099's

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

w2's


deer park
poland spring

[BUSTA69873]

poland spring

a. aquafina
b. dasani

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

aquafina


richard
****

[Masterlu]

******???



Gatoraid

poweraid

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

gatoraid

fanta
barqs

[Masterlu]

Fanta



A. Philly blunts

B. Dutch Masters

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

phillies


pot
top

[BUSTA69873]

top

a. bicycles
b. tricycles

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

bicycles


scumbag
duschbag

[BUSTA69873]

douchebag

a. healthcare industry
b. law industry

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

law



baseball field
handball court

[BUSTA69873]

HANDBALL Court

a. being deaf
b. being blind

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

deaf u can still see boobs :)


bald on ur head
bald downstairs

[BUSTA69873]

bald on your head ( i hear its very unattractive to the ladies)


a. crapping your pants
b. peeing your pants
c. jizzing in your pants
d. vomiting on your pants


yea, i realize they all suck, but i figured it should be multiple choice...

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

crapping (my girls can clean the others up)


small ****

big balls

[BUSTA69873]

big balls ( that junk hurts, yo!)


a. american eagle
b. abercrombie and fitch

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

eagle


twinkie winkie
elmo

[Masterlu]

twinkie winkie

A. Broken leg

b. broken arm

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

arm (cant jack off)


priests
mikel jackson

[Masterlu]

Priest

a. Payton Manning

b. Brett Farve

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

Payton Manning


google
yahoo

[Masterlu]

Google



a. Google

B. Ask Jeves

[BUSTA69873]

Ask Jeeves


A. Scooby Doo
B. Scrappy Dappy Doo

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

dappy doo


eyes
ears

[BUSTA69873]

Ears Suck...

A. Freezing

B. Burning

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

burning


the
da

[BUSTA69873]

Da........


A. English

B. Ebonics

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

english


tossing salad
eating shit

[BUSTA69873]

Isnt That Pretty Much The Same Thing? Lol...
I Guess Eating Shit

A. Throwing Shit

B. Kicking Shit

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

throwing shit (i wont touch it)


loving oral sex
loving hand sex

[BUSTA69873]

Loving Hand Sex


A. Peer Pressure

B. Anal Pressure

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

anal



black booty

spanish bootay

The Person Who Answers This MUST POST PICS OF THOSE 2 CHOICES :king:

[BUSTA69873]

anal



black booty

spanish bootay

The Person Who Answers This MUST POST PICS OF THOSE 2 CHOICES :king:
id love to but im at work...lol...

im gonna say black bootay...not a big fan...its like ridin a roller coaster...

a. marijuana

b. crack

the person that answers this has to be mattypimpz lol...

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

crack


buster
busta



u kno who has to answer :)

[BUSTA69873]

why buster of course...


a. buying phones off ebay

b. buying phones off hofo

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

hofo i guess


fell
feel

[BUSTA69873]

Fell


A. Being Old

B. Being Slow

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

old



odb
nas

[BUSTA69873]

Nas

A. 50cent

B. Eminem

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

50



guided mode
enhanced mode

[BUSTA69873]

Enhaced Mode? (dunno What That Is?)

A. Slipknot

B. Mudvayne

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

slipknot (they got soft)


pink
purple

[BUSTA69873]

purple (national gay color)

a. red

b. blue

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

blue


caca
poopie

[BUSTA69873]

Caca


A. Buttnaked

B. Nutbaked

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

nutbaked


nuts
nutz

[Masterlu]

Nutz


a. Rug

b. Tile

[BUSTA69873]

Rug


A. Pvc

B. Aluminum

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

PVC


cvs
rite aid

[BUSTA69873]

Rite Aid

A. Walmart

B. K- Mart

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

k mart


bubbles
baloons

[BUSTA69873]

Bubbles


A. Penguins

B. Polar Bears

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

polar bears


breast size : a cup
i like to drink from : a cup

[Masterlu]

Breast a cup


a. dreamers

b. realist

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

realist (i h8 em)


farting
queefing

[BUSTA69873]

queefing


a. crackheads

b. potheads

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

crackheads


fook you
**** me

[BUSTA69873]

fook you....lol...sorry matty....


a. richmond riverdogs

b. bangkor beacons

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

beacons i guess


hell
iraq

[Masterlu]

Iraq

Ipod

Dell DJ

[BUSTA69873]

Dell Dj


A. Compaq

B. Gateway

[Masterlu]

Compaq


A. Jeans

B. Shorts

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

jeans


bounce
hop

[Masterlu]

HOP


a. Walk

b. Skip

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

skip (thats for fags lol)


halo
halo 2

[Masterlu]

LOL


Halo

GTA 3

Vice city

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

gta 3


mister
sir

[Masterlu]

Mister (cause it sounds gay!!!)




Plasma

Projection

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

projection (rhymes with ejaculation)


correct
rite

[JiCkaBoO]

rite is worse

which is worse.....
having your toenail completely ripped off or....
having your toenail dangling from your toe

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

having your toenail dangling from your toe


eating shit
drinking piss

[BUSTA69873]

Eating Shit


A. Bukkake

B. Limp Bizkit

[Masterlu]

Limp Bizkit

A. Bush

b. bald

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

bush


the letter 7
the number b

[BUSTA69873]

The Letter B

A. Ice Cubes

B. Lava Rocks

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

lava rocks



humping a bum

tossing oprahs salad

[BUSTA69873]

humping a bum


a. tossing oprah's salad

b. tossing matty's salad

im sorry in advance to any ive offended....lol.....

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

tossing oprahs (man im clean:))


gettin ur WINKIE chopped off

gettin it piecered

[BUSTA69873]

Gettin It Pierced ( The Gift That Keeps On Taking)

A. Getting The Nani Bit Off

B. Getting The Nani Hairs Ripped Out...

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

nani bit off


sitting next to jimbo :)
gettin sit on by jimbo :)

[BUSTA69873]

Gettin Sat On


Beatin Matty Pimpz With Jimbo

Beatin Mattypimpz With Mattypimpz

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

beaten me with me


farting on ur mom\

ur mom farting on u

[BUSTA69873]

Farting On My Mom (it Makes Me Feel Dirty)

Your Mom

Your Dad

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

dad

agif

unf

[BUSTA69873]

Hahahaha

Agif.....lol....

Hentai

Bestiality

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

hentai


bisexual
trysexual

[Masterlu]

trisexual

A. dirty

b. BO

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

BO


brb
g2g

[BUSTA69873]

g2g

a. text messaging

b. net alerts

[Partsman]

b. net alerts

a. call waiting

b. not answering the phone at all

[Masterlu]

b. not answering phone at all


A. speed dail

b. voice activated dailing

[BUSTA69873]

Voice Activated Dialing

Boobs

Butts

[MaTtYPiMpZ]

boobs (guys have them too)


yeller
yella

[Masterlu]

yella


a. bully

b. pimp

[BUSTA69873]

bully

a. pimps

b. ho's

[Masterlu]

b. ho's



A. BET

B. MTV

[BUSTA69873]

mtv (at least bet still plays videos)

a. ps2

b. xbox

[Masterlu]

Xbox


A. Gamecube

b. Neo Geo

[BUSTA69873]

Gamecube

A. Game Boy Advance

B. Game Boy Advance Sp

[Masterlu]

Game boy advance

A. Nintendo DS

B. Sony psp

[BUSTA69873]

Nintendo Ds, Man That Things Gonna Be Weak....

A. Nintendo

B. Sega

[Masterlu]

A. Nintendo ( sega saturn was da shit!)


a. Dell

b. Gateway

[BUSTA69873]

gateway

a. chicken

b. beer

[Masterlu]

are you serious LOL

Chicken


a. Rum

b. Gin

[BUSTA69873]

gin

a. tanqueray

b. absolut

[Masterlu]

Tangueray



A. windows

B. OSX

[croakthedj]

windows ME

a) dirty front side

b) dirty back side

[Masterlu]

Dirty Front Side

A. T.V. Dinners

b. LeftOvers

[croakthedj]

um left over tv dinners. HAHAHA



a) being cuaght by your girl with her mom

b) being caught by your girl with her sister

[Masterlu]

her mom (b/c if it's her sister she will just join you LOL)

A. Real Christmas Tree

B. Fake Tree

[croakthedj]

real I have a cat that knocks it over and a dog that peeps in the base




a) fresh fudge

b) freshly packed fudge

[Masterlu]

fresh fudge (hot fudge over Vanilla Icecream)

A. Real Ornaments

B. Plastic Ornaments

[croakthedj]

metal.. on a hood of my jag



hood rat

hoochie momma

[Masterlu]

hootchie mama



Big Tits no ass


Fat Ass no tits

[BUSTA69873]

btna

a. beer belly

b. pot belly

[Masterlu]

pot belly (at least wit the beer u have an excuse)


a. Blunts

b. Joints

[croakthedj]

joints.. blunts hold more



fart when they go down



dutch oven'n them after the act

[BUSTA69873]

The First One....

A. French People

B. Mexicans

[croakthedj]

french mexicans at least mow the grass jk latinas are good



boxed wine

or


being out of wine

[Masterlu]

boxed wine


a. Apples

b. Oranges


lol

[BUSTA69873]

apples

a. nerds

b. dorks

[Masterlu]

b. Dorks



A. Jocks

B. jockey

[croakthedj]

jocks.. they have jock itch



gum



cum

[Masterlu]

cum


A. Hairy

b. Bald

[COMPACTER]

b. bald just like a clean shaven ?????????


a. rooster

b. hen!

[BUSTA69873]

hen

a. hen

b. hentai?

[COMPACTER]

hentai


a. burgar

b. hamburgar

[BUSTA69873]

a. hamburger

a. hamburger

b. hamburglar

[COMPACTER]

b. hamburglar


a. super size

b. biggie size

[BUSTA69873]

biggie size

a. largest

b. biggest

[croakthedj]

largest... usually being large is a nice way to say your fat.



cotton in your mouth

cotton mouth

[BUSTA69873]

cooton in your mouth

a. croakthedj's responses

b. compacter's respones

lol j/k....

a. food

b. water

[COMPACTER]

b. water


a. busta

b. bastard

LOL ........... right back at ya! LOL

[BUSTA69873]

busta lol

a. running back

b. nickelback